she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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