covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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