I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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