you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?