So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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