these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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