Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Please, let me fuck your mom
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
