Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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