It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Just pee around me
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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