I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My pussy is not your playground.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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