I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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