6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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