so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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