Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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