dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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