the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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