Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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