he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I wear drunk well.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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