Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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