sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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