Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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