you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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