So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize