Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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