Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Help. Why am I so naked?
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