Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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