when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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