Do you still have your period?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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