Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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