im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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