You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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