Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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