Porn is love you can see.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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