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go home
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I have post one night stand depression
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