normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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