SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Text me some of your sweat
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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