That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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