Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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