Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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