Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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