You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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