after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
