My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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