You're completely useless in the revolution.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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