it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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