So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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