Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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