worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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