so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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