I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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