Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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