sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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