Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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